if you havent seen #governmentshutdownpickuplines then you’re seriously missing out
guys tell me i‘m not the only one who is listening to music through headphones while riding the bus or walking, dramatically staring in the distance while imagining i‘m in my own skam version
I was the one at the consulate sending you temporary passports and colored contact lenses whenever you needed them. I was the one at home, not having fun, because I was constantly worried which East Asian palace Alexis was being held hostage in this week. Not Mom and Dad – Me! Well, you didn’t have to worry about me. Well, I did.
Jim is my enemy but it turns out that Jim is his own worst enemy.
And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend.
Some of you haven’t stayed up reading until 4 am because you literally couldn’t put down your book until it was finished even though you needed to be up early the next day and it shows
Highland cattle calves are shorter than most, but still rock the show!
